The excitement builds before the show
Appearance anticipated, let’s go
Here comes Ellen with applause galore
Audience won’t quiet, stoked for what’s in store

Must say Ellen is such a sexy dude
Whoops, oh…she’s a she, I’m extremely rude
Ellen dresses with such casual care
Not a strand out of place, her fancy hair

Ellen completely involves her crowd
The silly shenanigans make them loud
She dances to the music everywhere
Famous for her moves, she heads for her chair

She straddles the table with practiced skill
For her advanced age and without a pill
She moves on to a famous brilliant guest
Her uncommon talent to bring out their best

Music for the show chosen eloquently
Ellen and staff almost always agree
The gifts she gives the audience adore
Generosity leaves them wanting more

Cute that her mom’s at every taping
Even stays awake and keeps from gaping
Ellen is actually my favorite host
Please forgive me this little roast

If you’re in the mood for a superb time
Tune to Ellen at three on channel nine
You won’t be disappointed, far from it
It is world wide known that Ellen’s the “shit”!


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